Dogs leg problem?

Over christmas in a drunken state i fell over and landed on my dogs leg ,he yelped and could not walk without holding his back leg in the air,me and my friends made a splint out of his drum sticks ,news paper and sticky tape ,i thought we made a great job but this morning his leg is really smelling bad and upon opening up the rapping it has gone rotten.My question is this, where should i cut the leg off from above he's knee or right at the top near his hip ? will a jig saw do the job and what blade should i use (metal or wood) i have got skin coloured cotton to sew him up your help will be most helpfull

Dogs leg problem?
Forget this lot Monkey.


Even I can see your looking for a serious answer to this problem so here in my capacity as a part time vet surgeon is my free advise. Take off the wrapping to examine it. Give the leg a sharp pull to see how much pulls off, This would be the rottenist part. Now saw off about an inch above this and use some Supa glue to patch it up as best you can. Also as I have found out, there are some really good dolls legs about and if you sew one of these on in place of the leg with the skin coloured cotton, ( nice touch by the way ),sometimes it doesnt notice to the dog. You may find it just limps around for about a fortnight yelping, but after that it stops. Anyway, happy leg amputating. We all started somewhere


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P.S. Use Glade air freshener on the dog. Does'nt smell so bad then.
Reply:Obviously, if such a thing had really happened, you should take your dog to a veterinary hospital. However, it is clear that your story is a fabrication.
Reply:Take the dog to the vet and don't try any jigsaw stuff yourself. The vet will be able to treat the wound and set any broken bones. And drink responsibly.
Reply:What a monkey you are!
Reply:Cut at the base of the neck with the bluntest, rustiest saw you can find. That'd be your neck, mate, not the dogs.
Reply:Please, please kindly take the dog IMMEDIATELY to a vet.
Reply:Well, if you are in California, expect to do up to four years in prison for felonious animal cruelty. I hope you will become " stuff ". Ask your " jocker " in the gray bar hotel, what that means.

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